i know the whole ‘humans are the only species that hurt each other and enjoy’ is like deep philosophy or w/e but like
first of all i think a decent amount of species are cannibalistic and second have u ever owned any chickens bc they will peck the shit out of each for no reason like they pull out each others feathers and shit just to be cruel chickens are the fuckin worst man they are so mean
DC won’t put out a female solo film and meanwhile Marvel won’t put out a female solo film
when did texting like a 14 yo stop being ironic and start being the truest way i kno to express my emotions ???
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce
Shoutout to that one go-to outfit in my closet that makes me look like less of a potato
acid reflux is being the only person not drinking at a party and still being most likely to puke
Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it